THE DAMN HOLY BULLSHIT

Do you believe in shit or not ?

Taoism — Shit happens

Buddhism — Shit happening is an illusion

Islam — If shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Judaism — Why does shit always happen to us?

Hinduism — This shit has happened before

Mormonism — This shit is going to happen again

Catholicism — If shit happens, you deserve it

Protestantism — Let shit happen to someone else

Calvinism — Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough

Zen — What is the sound of shit happening?

Confucianism — Confucius say, »Shit happens«

Shintoism — You inherit the shit of your ancestors

Tantra — Immerse yourself fully in that shit

New Age — Visualize shit not happening

Rastafari — Let’s smoke this shit (and see what happens)

Christian Science — If shit happens, it is your own fault

Jehovah’s Witnesses — May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?

Seventh Day Adventist — No shit on Saturdays

Moonies — Only happy shit really happens

Scientology — If you leave us, bad shit will happen to you

Quakerism — Let’s not fight over this shit

Amish — Shit is good for the soil

Mysticism — What weird shit!

Voodoo — Let’s stick some pins in this shit!

Shamanism — Whoaah … Holy shit!

Agnosticism — What is this shit?

Atheism — I don’t believe this shit!

Pantheism — Shit happens everywhere

Stoicism — This shit is good for me

Existentialism — Shit doesn’t happen – shit is

Impressionism — From a distance, shit looks like a garden

Theosophy — You don’t know half of the shit that happens

Nihilism — Who needs this shit?

Darwinism — This shit was once food

Vegetarianism — If it happens to shit, don’t eat it

Cannibalism — Don’t eat the shit!

Capitalism — This is my shit!

Communism — It’s everybody’s shit

Commercialism — Let’s package this shit

Feminism — Men are shit

Chauvinism — We may be shit, but you can’t live without us …

Mithraism – i killed this Bullshit

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