Do you believe in shit or not ?
Taoism — Shit happens
Buddhism — Shit happening is an illusion
Islam — If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Judaism — Why does shit always happen to us?
Hinduism — This shit has happened before
Mormonism — This shit is going to happen again
Catholicism — If shit happens, you deserve it
Protestantism — Let shit happen to someone else
Calvinism — Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough
Zen — What is the sound of shit happening?
Confucianism — Confucius say, »Shit happens«
Shintoism — You inherit the shit of your ancestors
Tantra — Immerse yourself fully in that shit
New Age — Visualize shit not happening
Rastafari — Let’s smoke this shit (and see what happens)
Christian Science — If shit happens, it is your own fault
Jehovah’s Witnesses — May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Seventh Day Adventist — No shit on Saturdays
Moonies — Only happy shit really happens
Scientology — If you leave us, bad shit will happen to you
Quakerism — Let’s not fight over this shit
Amish — Shit is good for the soil
Mysticism — What weird shit!
Voodoo — Let’s stick some pins in this shit!
Shamanism — Whoaah … Holy shit!
Agnosticism — What is this shit?
Atheism — I don’t believe this shit!
Pantheism — Shit happens everywhere
Stoicism — This shit is good for me
Existentialism — Shit doesn’t happen – shit is
Impressionism — From a distance, shit looks like a garden
Theosophy — You don’t know half of the shit that happens
Nihilism — Who needs this shit?
Darwinism — This shit was once food
Vegetarianism — If it happens to shit, don’t eat it
Cannibalism — Don’t eat the shit!
Capitalism — This is my shit!
Communism — It’s everybody’s shit
Commercialism — Let’s package this shit
Feminism — Men are shit
Chauvinism — We may be shit, but you can’t live without us …
Mithraism – i killed this Bullshit
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